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Old 22 August 2011, 17:37
diverescue diverescue is offline
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Another option is a bow fishing set-up, a pack of bologna, mallet, and a case of PBR. Throw slices of sandwich meat up onto the roof, open beer, drink beer, wait for bandit to show his face and start munching on processed meat. Thread him through center mass with the bow fishing arrow. As you reel him in, set the bow down and grab your mallet to finish the job. Exciting, effective, and satisfying.

Or hire your redneck neighbor to do above and video tape the debacle (I will be available after Colorado's archery elk season).
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