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Old 25 August 2011, 22:44
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Originally Posted by Dark Helmet View Post
At least you have a badge.

I keep a pellet rifle near the back door just in case the cops show up.

"What, this little thing officer? Isn't a BB gun legal?"

They don't have to see what I was carrying/discharging three minutes before they got there....

good idea. May I also recommend an empty metal paint can by the door or something. if someone mentions a crack/bang... "Oh when i came running out here I knocked this over. Might have made a pop officer." :-)
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