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Old 20 June 2018, 07:19
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Just visited mine last night, we spent 25 minutes fuckin around with my simple hair cut and solving all the problems plaguing our fair beachside town, bonus side was nobody in the place except me so I drank one of his beers:)
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Old 20 June 2018, 07:50
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Is that hot chick at the gym really a chick?
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Old 20 June 2018, 08:05
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Is the blade worth one more shave, or should I change it now?

Should I sit on the shitter while I have the urge, or finish whacking the whiskers?

Can others see that the top of my head is starting to shine?
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Old 20 June 2018, 08:28
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Yeah but did you guys have Rip-Its.
LOL, and it's funny how good they were in Iraq (especially the orange) but now if somebody offers me one, I usually decline it
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Old 20 June 2018, 08:46
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Is that hot chick at the gym really a chick?
Is Kellyane Conway really a woman?

She's been a good blocking back for the POTUS.

But I still keep looking for an Adam's apple.
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Old 20 June 2018, 19:27
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...And he don't skin you up like Shaky at the old Victory Lanes Bowling Alley at FBGA.
In 6 years of going there, he never cut me, not once;maybe its because I just loosened my neck muscles and let my head vibrate with his shaking and they were in sync...
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Old 20 June 2018, 20:08
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Glad I donated that 100 bucks to a local charity to keep a neatly trimmed, slightly patchy, and kinda white-trashish beard so I don't have to shave.
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Old 20 June 2018, 20:57
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Kimberly Guilfoil and Dana Perino- thong or lace g-string?
Waxed or trimmed?
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Old 20 June 2018, 21:02
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Glad I donated that 100 bucks to a local charity to keep a neatly trimmed, slightly patchy, and kinda white-trashish beard so I don't have to shave.
Oh please tell me you are not one of those cops sporting a beard for a good cause. All respect to you, but cops with beards just do not look right.
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Old 20 June 2018, 21:19
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Oh please tell me you are not one of those cops sporting a beard for a good cause. All respect to you, but cops with beards just do not look right.
You aren’t kidding, especially mine! Here’s how it came about.

Chief: You don’t have to shave for a year if you donate 100 bucks to LINC, you guys interested?
Me: Yep

LINC is a pretty neat idea, getting herion addicts to treatment for simply walking through the PD doors. But yes, cops with beards doesn’t seem to fit.
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Old 20 June 2018, 21:35
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Oh please tell me you are not one of those cops sporting a beard for a good cause. All respect to you, but cops with beards just do not look right.
You would have been a fine CSM.
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Old 20 June 2018, 21:58
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You would have been a fine CSM.
Well, for the record, unless there's a NBC threat, I dont seethe point in shaving in the field at all.

- Adds no tactical value.

-distinctive smell that will give a position awa.

- water is better for you IN YOU instead of using it to scrape your face

-Potable water is hard enough to come by; why increase the need?

I made all these points to Petreaus and the DIV CSM, and my BDE CDR and CSM the morning after we took Jetertown in JRTC as a 'walk through' because we had killed all the OPFOR in the box 2 days prior.

There's more to the story, but I wont hijack the thread...
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Old 20 June 2018, 22:49
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There's more to the story, but I wont hijack the thread...
Phrase it as a random thought while shaving and it wouldn't be a hijack

"I was thinking about this one time at JRTC while I was shaving..."

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Old 21 June 2018, 00:19
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Kimberly Guilfoil and Dana Perino- thong or lace g-string?
Waxed or trimmed?
Guifoil's mouth is so fucking large, physically and wide. She could inhale a honeydo melon and spit out the rind.

Dana is awesome. Actually, I guess I would fantasize about her. If i shaved.
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Old 21 June 2018, 03:06
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Old 21 June 2018, 03:13
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Guilfoil could suck a softball thru a vacuum hose with that wide ass pie hole. I like her. Plus she's hanging around the POTUS' family a lot now.
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Old 21 June 2018, 07:38
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A few random thoughts while brush hogging...

Who investigates the coroner's death?

Does anyone investigate crashes at the Indy 500?

Are there any chicks out there with big boobs over 45 who are not certifiably insane?

Just a few random thoughts...
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Old 21 June 2018, 07:55
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A few random thoughts while brush hogging...

Who investigates the coroner's death?

Does anyone investigate crashes at the Indy 500?

Are there any chicks out there with big boobs over 45 who are not certifiably insane?

Just a few random thoughts...
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Old 21 June 2018, 08:25
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"Where do blue waffles come from?"
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Old 21 June 2018, 08:38
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"Where do blue waffles come from?"
Oh no you don't. Not falling for that one.
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