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Old 20 October 2016, 01:05
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What's with these ridiculous over the top workouts?

So I stumbled across this guy and couldn't stop laughing. The guy is ridiculously strong (and juiced out of his mind) but appears to be the ultimate in tactical douche. Take a look.

http://www.foreversports.com/fitness...trainer-on-ins

Make sure and check out his Instagram, it's a gold mine of pointlessness. I guess if I ever need to train my body to fight off cybernetic ghost ninjas with blowguns and spin kicks then I'll hire this guy. Until then, I'll stick with simple things that are proven to work and don't require an entire circus to spot me.

Another pet peeve is how he advertises himself as a "swat operator" and teaches all these firearms classes, but ten bucks says he has next to no actual combat experience. I could go on about this dude for a minute but I will refrain. Maybe I'm just jealous. Who knows.

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Old 20 October 2016, 01:52
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It's all fun and games until you blow out your butthole on the way to Snap City.

That website reeks of POG status.
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Old 20 October 2016, 07:05
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Squats with a trap bar? Interesting way to injure yourself and get a ride to the hospital in a van with flashing lights.
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Old 20 October 2016, 07:21
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It's all fun and games until you blow out your butthole on the way to Snap City.

That website reeks of POG status.
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Old 20 October 2016, 08:14
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It's all fun and games until you blow out your butthole on the way to Snap City.

That website reeks of POG status.
I couldn't find where he said what he did in the Marines so I'll assume he was a POG. Nothing says tactical instructor cool guy like POG and swat "operator".
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Old 20 October 2016, 09:39
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I'm a fan of functional fitness.

This is pointless fitness.
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Old 20 October 2016, 10:35
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Just some observations from the article...
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Tony Sentmanat is a Marine Corps veteran, law enforcement SWAT operator, life long practitioner in mixed martial arts and has been a firearms instructor for over 15 years
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incredible feats of strength such as pulling cars while doing a squat workout, or chasing a car down a street while doing pad work with a man in the back
This should only be done at Festivus.
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"I pulled the Toyota Tundra because haters said the Ford was aluminum," says Tony. Apparently if you pull an aluminum truck you may as well not bother...
LMAO
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He's doing a squatting session while two guys go to town on his stomach with kicks and punches.
Those guys have pads on Tony, you're a bitch. For "abs of steel" shouldn't you be able to take straight shins to your "abd of steel"?
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Don't forget, Tony is a Marine Corps veteran etc. so he knows how to handle himself in a combat situation. As such, there are plenty of weapons-based training courses offered on his website, such as this Counter Ambush Vehicle Tactics course...
Duly noted Tony. Sooooo you got out of a car, ran behind it, and returned pistol fire. Sign me the fuck up! I guess he couldn't afford to shoot through the windshield?
-Pulling an Accord while throwing punches? Pretty sure I've never encountered this situation. But I'm not an OPERATOR so maybe that's why?

Why do I have a feeling Tony is from Florida? IDK, it might be fun to follow Tony around for a day at the gym saying, "What are you going to do now Tony!? Hey! Everyone! Look at Tony! He just did a tuck and roll off of a 747, into a pit of snakes, swam through shark (with freakin' laser beams on their heads) infested water, to pull a 8 car train with his penis! All while he memorized the dictionary and fought Mike Tyson!"
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Old 20 October 2016, 10:39
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I work out so I can eat whatever the fuck I want.

I work out so that making whoopie with the missus doesn't feel like I just failed a cardiac stress test.

I also work out so that I can see all the ladies in yoga pants.
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Old 20 October 2016, 11:08
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Looking at Tony's IG I'd say he was picked on as a kid. And yeah, he should put down the test...
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Old 20 October 2016, 12:54
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The dude might be a tool but he's a beast.

Tactical value of this stuff is questionable but he'd probably be a bitch to put down.
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Old 20 October 2016, 13:32
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he'd probably be a bitch to put down.
Not for me. Gaston made sure of it.
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Old 20 October 2016, 13:34
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Not for me. Gaston made sure of it.
Besides the obvious. Knowing your swamp people ways, you'd probably shank him first.
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Old 20 October 2016, 13:46
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Besides the obvious. Knowing your swamp people ways, you'd probably shank him first.
Fuck that. He IS a beast. I would never let him get close enough to allow him to get his hands on me. That said, if you are going to stay in Cali, you may want to brush up on those shanking techniques. Soon it may be all you have left to defend yourself with.
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Old 20 October 2016, 13:57
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Old 20 October 2016, 13:59
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Looks like they photoshopped HotMess out of the picture "spotting" him from his backside.
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Old 20 October 2016, 14:43
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I cannot decide which one of his workouts I'd like to do today. Should it involve alot of pointless jumping and punching patterns for the next time i perform the Olympic triple-jump-into-a-three-round-UFC-cage-match or should I go with the quarter squat ego lift routine that involves loading every single plate in the gym onto the leg press and half repping it? He is really big into bodybuilding which is usually a clear indicator of low self esteem. He also takes the time to sort through the thousands of comments on his videos and only respond to the negative ones. That takes time lol. And a very fragile ego.
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Old 20 October 2016, 14:47
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The dude might be a tool but he's a beast.

Tactical value of this stuff is questionable but he'd probably be a bitch to put down.
So he can do a bunch of steroids, pin a rose on his nose...

I guess he can catch 5.56?

Questionable? DAFQ!? You think pulling a car down the street while punch is a realistic situation?
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Old 20 October 2016, 14:51
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I had to laugh when I first clicked on the link in the OP because last night, I actually watched 10 or 15 of his videos having never heard of him before and certainly before this link was posted.

I think the main thing with him is that he has found a way to corner a nitch between "strong man", "CrossFit", and the "tacticool" wave that is out there these days.

Nothing he was doing is new, but, to the uninitiated, it certainly appears to be cool.
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Old 20 October 2016, 14:51
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Questionable? DAFQ!? You think pulling a car down the street while punch is a realistic situation?
Yes, questionable. As in "what fucking good is that". Now back to congruent posts.
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I work out so I can eat whatever the fuck I want.

I work out so that making whoopie with the missus doesn't feel like I just failed a cardiac stress test.

I also work out so that I can see all the ladies in yoga pants.
Uhhhh.....X 96,000,000........Keep it simple, stupids.....
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