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Old 7 February 2019, 14:19
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Typical SOCNET, I try to play Sheepdog to some helpless bovines and somehow that makes me a cowfucker. I'm going to go hang out with spinner and KidA now.

How's that for multiple crossthreading?
Perfect...if you include eating a PBJ while getting a beard butter treatment.

But you're still a cow fucker...just better groomed...
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Old 7 February 2019, 16:28
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You guys.... You don't boof a cow from behind... You can't kiss 'em.
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Old 7 February 2019, 16:57
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ALL I am going to ask is How do you GUYS KNOW?
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Old 7 February 2019, 17:03
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LMMFAO, I knew that was coming...
That's what the cow said.
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Old 7 February 2019, 18:47
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Somebody used to sell a hat with eyes in the back. Allegedly mtn lions only attack from the back and if you have eyes on the back of your hat they won't jump on you. I shit you not. Google it.
It goes back very many years overseas in India. The men would wear masks that show a face on the back of their heads to deter tiger attacks.
Aside from that approach, it's also a good idea to have a backpack that goes up over your neck when hiking in cougar country.
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Old 7 February 2019, 18:59
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Old 7 February 2019, 19:05
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So, 1RS is from WV. His eyes point two directions. Does he still need something in back?
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Old 7 February 2019, 19:09
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So, 1RS is from WV. His eyes point two directions. Does he still need something in back?
Not unless he cares who's mounting him.
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Old 7 February 2019, 22:59
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So, 1RS is from WV. His eyes point two directions. Does he still need something in back?

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Old 7 February 2019, 23:15
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Typical SOCNET, I try to play Sheepdog to some helpless bovines and somehow that makes me a cowfucker. I'm going to go hang out with spinner and KidA now.

How's that for multiple crossthreading?
You bought a moped too?!?
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Old 7 February 2019, 23:17
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It's how I get to where the cows are. Duh.
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Old 7 February 2019, 23:26
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They don't make a song for that. She thinks his mopeds sexy?
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Old 7 February 2019, 23:36
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They don't make a song for that. She thinks his mopeds sexy?
Well, they are older cows, (Courger cows?) and poor eyesight...
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Old 7 February 2019, 23:42
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Not unless he cares who's mounting him.
I'm okay with frog style as long as I'm behind and the individual on bottom has tits.

That doesn't make me a SEAL/8654 Poser does it?
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