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Old 3 February 2019, 04:50
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Some time ago, I worked in the coal mines (strip). My reasoning for growing a beard was for some extra warmth while enduring Indiana's winter weather. It seemed that crumbs from my last meal were what I used for that extra touch.

Beards, for me are/were uncomfortable, as is long hair. I didn't realize any extra warmth, just extra time.
I had a pretty big beard at one point until till I cleared out of a turn into a yellow jacket nest and my face got enveloped by those fuckers.
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Old 3 February 2019, 05:40
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Pussy juice: only acceptable "product" to use on a beard.
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Old 3 February 2019, 09:00
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Pussy juice: only acceptable "product" to use on a beard.
Maybe that's one of the new 'scented' beard oils they should offer instead of 'Forrest blend' or whatever....

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Old 3 February 2019, 11:00
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And I use Uber...
I don't judge lifestyle choices...especially for those trapped on penal colonies. You have to do what you have to do to survive.
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Old 3 February 2019, 11:16
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Old 3 February 2019, 11:19
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Things men should not do:

1. Use Uber or Lyft.
2. Use "product" on their hair or beards.
3. Wear skinny jeans.
4. Ride a scooter.


That is all.
Iím in LA this week and did ĺ of that. Iíll let you imagine which ones...
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Old 3 February 2019, 11:31
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Iím in LA this week and did ĺ of that. Iíll let you imagine which ones...
Of course you did.
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Old 3 February 2019, 11:39
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Doing some reading, the letter kind not the picture kind, beards draw moisture from the skin which causes beardruff, which I get kind of bad.

Iíve used a leave in oil for hair that was meh. Iíve tried two different balms. IME they donít smell great but they do work. I wish I could find one that was just ďnormalĒ. Instead I can choose a balm that was used by the ancient Lumberjack Viking Spartans thatís guaranteed to vanquish my enemies just from the superior smell of said balm... Iíd rather just be a dude who wants a soft beard and no beardruff.
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Old 3 February 2019, 12:00
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Damn....is that Hot Mess's 18X class?
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Old 3 February 2019, 12:17
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Damn....is that Hot Mess's 18X class?
The cadre said they protected that DVD before they gave it out. At least everyone now knows the truth about the Q course.
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Old 3 February 2019, 12:32
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He said beard butter. That's so gay.
No shit...sounds like a gay money shot.
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Old 3 February 2019, 16:40
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Beard butter or root oil. It all sounds the same to me but what do I know I was in the Navy.
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Old 3 February 2019, 17:24
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Beard butter or root oil. It all sounds the same to me but what do I know I was in the Navy.
But not a SEAL, evidently....

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Old 3 February 2019, 19:13
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I don't judge lifestyle choices...especially for those trapped on penal colonies. You have to do what you have to do to survive.
Thank you for your understanding kind Sir.

Now...about those assless chaps you wanted me to send you. Was that super-urgent, or can it wait a week? I have a date you see...
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Old 3 February 2019, 19:38
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Thank you for your understanding kind Sir.

Now...about those assless chaps you wanted me to send you. Was that super-urgent, or can it wait a week? I have a date you see...
Mad Max themed?
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Old 3 February 2019, 20:12
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Pussy juice: only acceptable "product" to use on a beard.
I was going to post that. Then I thought it was over the top, even for me.

Cool! Thanks bro.
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Old 3 February 2019, 20:30
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Thank you for your understanding kind Sir.

Now...about those assless chaps you wanted me to send you. Was that super-urgent, or can it wait a week? I have a date you see...
No rush...theyíre a gift for HM, and heís out of town.
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Old 3 February 2019, 20:43
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Old 3 February 2019, 21:34
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After I retired I totally let myself go for about 6 months. One day I looked in the mirror and said... "1RiserSlip, you gotta get your shit together bro".
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Old 4 February 2019, 08:39
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I get the beardruff...so I admittedly use some stuff to prevent it. I've tried the oil shit, but never really worked for me.

TeaTree Hair Shit works very well. I throw some in the hair and beard when I get out of the shower. It's basically just a leave-in conditioner. No more beardruff though.
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