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1 December 2018, 13:14
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My dog dispatched the last one who wandered too close to the manse. He’s good about that kinda thing. Too good, actually.
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5 December 2018, 01:45
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So the wife and I are going out to meet some buds for dinner, we get in the car, and she says "oh....no...." and starts to laugh as she points to the garage.....
This is what I see. We go for days not knowing who put it there. Asking around to the neighbors.....no luck....today I find out it is...Chimo. Pretty funny, actually......
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5 December 2018, 06:17
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Now that's funny.
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5 December 2018, 08:41
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LOL. Sounds about right...
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5 December 2018, 17:58
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5 December 2018, 18:48
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It's all fun and games until you shoot the shit out the side of your nice brick garage, trying to smite the accursed trash panda! S/F....Ken M
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5 December 2018, 20:04
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5 December 2018, 20:30
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Yeah what’s funnier is my fat ass slinking around DH’s house looking for a spot to place the raccoon. All I can think of is his lovely wife coming out with a shotgun, or him sitting in his office watching me on surveillance camera, shaking his head thinking “Look at this idiot”.
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5 December 2018, 20:31
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5 December 2018, 21:18
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hahah. . Rocky was a Hit at DH's house for once! Nice!
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6 December 2018, 00:39
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"Bureaucracy always runs out of control and creates abuses...but without some regulations, people are just going to shit in your meat." --MakoZeroSix "Never saw a shark swimming down my street, although that would be kinda cool." --Purple36
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9 December 2018, 14:37
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