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My dog dispatched the last one who wandered too close to the manse. He’s good about that kinda thing. Too good, actually.
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So the wife and I are going out to meet some buds for dinner, we get in the car, and she says "oh....no...." and starts to laugh as she points to the garage.....
This is what I see. We go for days not knowing who put it there. Asking around to the neighbors.....no luck....today I find out it is...Chimo. Pretty funny, actually......
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Now that's funny.
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Nice....
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LOL. Sounds about right...
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Hahahahaha!!!
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It's all fun and games until you shoot the shit out the side of your nice brick garage, trying to smite the accursed trash panda! S/F....Ken M
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Yeah what’s funnier is my fat ass slinking around DH’s house looking for a spot to place the raccoon. All I can think of is his lovely wife coming out with a shotgun, or him sitting in his office watching me on surveillance camera, shaking his head thinking “Look at this idiot”.
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hahah. . Rocky was a Hit at DH's house for once! Nice!
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No spares, nothing to see here, move along. GET OFF THE GRASS!
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We have good friends from down the road at the next farm and they have been struggling with the same thing. We hadn't seen them for a while and had them over for dinner for Christmas. When the subject came up, he told me that he was told by someone he works with that strobe lights drive them away. He, in turn, has permanently mounted strobe lights in his attic and they have halted the infiltrations. He is going to send me the model lights he uses, but he swears that this is what has driven them out. As they are in the attic, no one sees them and they don't get hot, apparently so no threat of fire. More on the exact model if he can find the box.
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