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Old 23 May 2019, 11:38
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Old 31 May 2019, 19:23
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Old 6 June 2019, 13:13
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"I agree that his intentions are suspect, and that he likely needs to die...." - SOTB

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Old 9 June 2019, 02:00
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A thief who stole a calendar got twelve
months.



When the smog lifts in Los Angeles,
U.C.L.A.

The
batteries were given out free of
charge.

A
dentist and a manicurist married.They fought tooth

and nail.

A
will is a dead
giveaway.


With her marriage, she got a new name and adress.

A
boiled egg is hard to
beat.



When you've seen one shopping Center
you've seen a mall.

Police
were called to a day care Center where a

three-year-old was resisting a
rest.

Did
you hear about the fellow whose whole left side
was
cut off? He's all right
now.

A
bicycle can't stand alone; it is two
tired.
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Old 10 June 2019, 16:59
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Alexander the Grape.

What does Alexander leave behind?
Conquered grapes.
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Old 20 June 2019, 13:23
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