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Old 9 June 2011, 01:40
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Icon5 Can (Insert Pronoun) Be a Green Beret?

I have a recruiter telling my nephew he can go directly into Special Forces. I was under the impression you had to do some regular duty time before evan being considered?
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Old 9 June 2011, 01:47
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Here http://lmgtfy.com/?q=army+sf+recruiting
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Old 9 June 2011, 03:21
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That is pretty funny.
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Old 9 June 2011, 06:18
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Oh, I totally have to use that....

Awesome.
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Old 9 June 2011, 06:55
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Decoy-Octopus, that made my day...I see that coming in handy in the future...

The Columbus, OH recruiting battalion is about to have a very fine SF LTC as the BC...recruiters beware!!!
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Old 9 June 2011, 11:12
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Pure awesomeness. Made my day too.
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Old 9 June 2011, 11:47
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Ha-ha, should be a script for recruiting questions. Of course the growl, "use the goddamn search function," also works.
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Old 9 June 2011, 13:00
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You don't post much, but what you did just post was pretty damn funny and instructive! Plus it probably kept magicians blood pressure from jumping up a few points.
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Old 9 June 2011, 16:55
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This is too funny - definitely a keeper
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Old 9 June 2011, 17:51
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Funny as hell, and I'm sure Magician will use it soothinglier and oftener ( to paraphrase a phrase that was a mantra while rakin gravel in an unholy school), but, guys, I think you scair't him off!
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Old 9 June 2011, 18:02
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This needs to be a sticky
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Old 9 June 2011, 19:55
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This needs to be a sticky
I think that you are right.
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Old 9 June 2011, 21:43
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Sticky sticky sticky!!!

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LOVE IT! and incidently it led me to my internet quote of the day:
"Gentlemen, I give you Exhibit A in my ever-expanding cougar file..."
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Sticky - agreed.

Two mods with thumbs up - done deal.
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