SOCNET

Go Back   SOCNET: The Special Operations Community Network > General Topics > Weapons

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #301  
Old 1 December 2018, 13:14
KW Driver's Avatar
KW Driver KW Driver is offline
Been There Done That
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: CONUS
Posts: 910
My dog dispatched the last one who wandered too close to the manse. He’s good about that kinda thing. Too good, actually.
__________________
Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical and radical minority, rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Reply With Quote
  #302  
Old 5 December 2018, 01:45
Dark Helmet's Avatar
Dark Helmet Dark Helmet is offline
Administrator
 
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Cleveland
Posts: 10,977
So the wife and I are going out to meet some buds for dinner, we get in the car, and she says "oh....no...." and starts to laugh as she points to the garage.....

This is what I see.

We go for days not knowing who put it there. Asking around to the neighbors.....no luck....today I find out it is...Chimo.

Pretty funny, actually......
Attached Images
File Type: jpg Rocky.jpg (21.3 KB, 231 views)
__________________
All Hail the Helmet!

SGT A/1/75 86-89
Ranger Class 13-87

"If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my children will have peace." - Thomas Paine
Reply With Quote
  #303  
Old 5 December 2018, 06:17
Ole crusty bastard's Avatar
Ole crusty bastard Ole crusty bastard is offline
Authorized Personnel
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Port Charlotte FL
Posts: 5,115
Now that's funny.
__________________
...when in doubt...over prime.
Reply With Quote
  #304  
Old 5 December 2018, 08:39
Forestboy Forestboy is offline
Authorized Personnel
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Overseas/Upstate
Posts: 4,127
Nice....
__________________
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Reply With Quote
  #305  
Old 5 December 2018, 08:41
Gray Rhyno Gray Rhyno is offline
Authorized Personnel
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: NoVa
Posts: 9,863
LOL. Sounds about right...
__________________
"The most HSLD stuff ever taught was the basics. So-called 'advanced training' is often no more than the very fluid and expert application of those basic skills." - SOTB
Reply With Quote
  #306  
Old 5 December 2018, 17:55
8654maine 8654maine is offline
Another pool cleaner
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Maine
Posts: 5,012
Hahahahaha!!!
Reply With Quote
  #307  
Old 5 December 2018, 17:58
CPTAUSRET's Avatar
CPTAUSRET CPTAUSRET is offline
BTDT
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Iowa City, Iowa...
Posts: 9,814
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Helmet View Post
So the wife and I are going out to meet some buds for dinner, we get in the car, and she says "oh....no...." and starts to laugh as she points to the garage.....

This is what I see.

We go for days not knowing who put it there. Asking around to the neighbors.....no luck....today I find out it is...Chimo.

Pretty funny, actually......
Good on Chimo!
__________________
"IF THOU STRIKETH THE KING, STRIKE NOT TO WOUND":
Reply With Quote
  #308  
Old 5 December 2018, 18:48
EchoFiveMike's Avatar
EchoFiveMike EchoFiveMike is offline
Make a desert and call it peace.
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: back home, IVO chicago
Posts: 8,562
It's all fun and games until you shoot the shit out the side of your nice brick garage, trying to smite the accursed trash panda! S/F....Ken M
__________________
"If you remember nothing else about what I’m about to consider here, remember this: the one and only reason politicians, bureaucrats, and policemen want to take your weapons away from you is so that they can do things to you that they couldn’t do if you still had your weapons."— L. Neil Smith

“The consolidation of the states into one vast empire, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of ruin which has overwhelmed all that preceded it.”
- Robert E. Lee
Reply With Quote
  #309  
Old 5 December 2018, 20:04
Janitor Janitor is offline
Ghey floor sweeper
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Bottom Feeding
Posts: 2,503
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Helmet View Post
So the wife and I are going out to meet some buds for dinner, we get in the car, and she says "oh....no...." and starts to laugh as she points to the garage.....

This is what I see.

We go for days not knowing who put it there. Asking around to the neighbors.....no luck....today I find out it is...Chimo.

Pretty funny, actually......
We need to come up with some kind of SOCNET trophy that gets awarded for that much win.
__________________
FKA Azatty
Reply With Quote
  #310  
Old 5 December 2018, 20:30
Chimo's Avatar
Chimo Chimo is online now
FIDO
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: State of Confusion
Posts: 3,299
Yeah what’s funnier is my fat ass slinking around DH’s house looking for a spot to place the raccoon. All I can think of is his lovely wife coming out with a shotgun, or him sitting in his office watching me on surveillance camera, shaking his head thinking “Look at this idiot”.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gsniper View Post
I'd shoot a chipmunk if it kicked my door in wearing a ski mask.
Reply With Quote
  #311  
Old 5 December 2018, 20:31
Chimo's Avatar
Chimo Chimo is online now
FIDO
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: State of Confusion
Posts: 3,299
Quote:
Originally Posted by Azatty View Post
We need to come up with some kind of SOCNET trophy that gets awarded for that much win.
I think a 1911 from TFG would be good. Since he has a spare one now!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gsniper View Post
I'd shoot a chipmunk if it kicked my door in wearing a ski mask.
Reply With Quote
  #312  
Old 5 December 2018, 21:18
litepath's Avatar
litepath litepath is offline
I reckon so. . .
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Ga.
Posts: 3,063
hahah. . Rocky was a Hit at DH's house for once! Nice!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1RiserSlip View Post
My favorite and best counselor is my dog. She listens to all my problems and gives me the best advice. She looks me in the eye too.
Reply With Quote
  #313  
Old 6 December 2018, 00:39
Janitor Janitor is offline
Ghey floor sweeper
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Bottom Feeding
Posts: 2,503
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chimo View Post
Yeah what’s funnier is my fat ass slinking around DH’s house looking for a spot to place the raccoon. All I can think of is his lovely wife coming out with a shotgun, or him sitting in his office watching me on surveillance camera, shaking his head thinking “Look at this idiot”.
See, that’s what’s so awesome. You ninja’d the fuck out of DH and his security system!
__________________
FKA Azatty
Reply With Quote
  #314  
Old 9 December 2018, 14:37
The Fat Guy's Avatar
The Fat Guy The Fat Guy is offline
The Sagacious One
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Getting off the lawn.
Posts: 14,545
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chimo View Post
I think a 1911 from TFG would be good. Since he has a spare one now!
No spares, nothing to see here, move along. GET OFF THE GRASS!
__________________
No one will take better care of us, than us: Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255
Reply With Quote
  #315  
Old 26 December 2018, 09:02
The Fat Guy's Avatar
The Fat Guy The Fat Guy is offline
The Sagacious One
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Getting off the lawn.
Posts: 14,545
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Helmet View Post
I now have another one.

Great.
We have good friends from down the road at the next farm and they have been struggling with the same thing. We hadn't seen them for a while and had them over for dinner for Christmas. When the subject came up, he told me that he was told by someone he works with that strobe lights drive them away. He, in turn, has permanently mounted strobe lights in his attic and they have halted the infiltrations. He is going to send me the model lights he uses, but he swears that this is what has driven them out. As they are in the attic, no one sees them and they don't get hot, apparently so no threat of fire. More on the exact model if he can find the box.
__________________
No one will take better care of us, than us: Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Our new posting rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 17:42.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
Socnet.com All Rights Reserved
© SOCNET 1996-2018