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Old 13 November 2018, 17:28
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Around the campfire.....

An Army Ranger, a Recon Marine, a Navy SEAL, and a Green Beret are sitting around a camp fire. The Army Ranger, bragging about his exploits says "You guys aren't so tough, I once parachuted down, marched fifty miles, and killed everyone in sight." The Recon Marine is unimpressed, and says, "That's nothing, I once made a beach landing, marched 60 miles, and killed everyone in sight." The SEAL is unimpressed, he says "That's nothing, I once swam 10 miles to shore, marched 70 miles, and killed everyone in sight with my bare hands." Thoroughly impressed, they all look over at the Special Forces Green Beret , and he's dead silent, being the quiet professional, just stirring the coals of the fire with his dick.
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Old 13 November 2018, 17:52
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I heard that joke once before, except in the one I heard the FR Marine was stirring the fire with a stick and the SF soldier was wearing a sailor hat.

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Old 14 November 2018, 00:16
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You got it all fucking wrong and you know it. You spun it in a SF badass story in fact when Roger's Rangers were telling that joke.
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Old 14 November 2018, 00:27
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Have your musket clean as a whistle..................
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Old 14 November 2018, 09:40
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Fucking green beanies ....fuckers can't even wear a decent looking beret, most of'm fit lopsided cause their foreheads are flat--they keep hitting them on the toilet seat when they bend down to get a drink of water.
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Old 14 November 2018, 12:22
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What about the Puddle Pirate SMU guy?
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