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Old 21 July 2019, 19:11
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HAHAHAHA!

I was quite pleased to see a Sheriff's Deputy writing someone a ticket in a handicapped spot today. It really asses me up when people park there, especially when there are plenty of available spots in close proximity!
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Old 21 July 2019, 19:11
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You need this guy!
Hey...that's how I had to do it. Whew, now I don't have to feel like I was the only one that had to use my unit that way....
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Old 21 July 2019, 19:36
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Ha! Robo runt.
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Old 21 July 2019, 19:41
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Hey...that's how I had to do it. Whew, now I don't have to feel like I was the only one that had to use my unit that way....
Bwhahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha hahahhhahahahajjajajajaj
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Old 22 July 2019, 16:02
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Chasing 500 words in a chapter manuscript. I need to get this under 10,000 words today.
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Old 23 July 2019, 18:31
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More of a "things that are a temporary pain in the ass" comment.

The WORLD Scout Jamboree is about 20 miles from me at The Summit Betchel Reserve. This is where the POTUS gave a speech from a couple years ago to address The BSA Jamboree.

50,000 people approximately. 22,000 tents set up. Cell service is even a little slower. A few hundred tours buses to avoid. Lots of security.

Ain't going no where near it. I reckon it's good for the business owners.
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Old 23 July 2019, 18:50
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Had to do the same thing with my grandson's go-kart yesterday. The dudes who design shit should have to come out and work on it once in awhile. Pain in the arse.
Amen. Oxygen sensor, 5 minutes, getting the battery hooked back up...45. There may or may not have been some thrown screwdrivers.

Of course if I had done it the smart way it would have taken 10 minutes. One of these days I'll learn that doing it the "easy" way never is.
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Old 23 July 2019, 19:10
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People that run and hide when National Anthem plays, especially on a Naval Base..
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Old 24 July 2019, 02:14
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Pussy whooped men. I swear. My two sons are the biggest PW'd guys I know. Can I do this? Can I do that? OK honey.

Reminds me of the anti heartburn medication they advertise on TV. The one where a guy is sitting in the backseat of a car and a piece of pizza or something is beating the shit out of him.

Same deal. Except it's my 2 boys back there instead with an oversize vagina smaking them around.
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Old 24 July 2019, 06:21
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Pussy whooped men. I swear. My two sons are the biggest PW'd guys I know. Can I do this? Can I do that? OK honey.

Reminds me of the anti heartburn medication they advertise on TV. The one where a guy is sitting in the backseat of a car and a piece of pizza or something is beating the shit out of him.

Same deal. Except it's my 2 boys back there instead with an oversize vagina smaking them around.
PM sent. Analogy.
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Old 24 July 2019, 06:31
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People that run and hide when National Anthem plays, especially on a Naval Base..
I see some things haven't changed.
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Old 28 July 2019, 09:15
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Vendors who call themselves 'training partners'. You're not a partner, you vend a service (poorly, I might add) and we pay you money to do so.

You have nothing to do with training.
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Old 28 July 2019, 09:20
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Sneezing and farting at the same time...
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Old 28 July 2019, 09:21
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Sneezing and farting at the same time...
That's bad, brother...but, it could be worse. You could have been going from a gas to a liquid at the same time....
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Old 28 July 2019, 09:56
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Yeah, at your age the air/particle separator is not to be trusted.
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Old 28 July 2019, 12:31
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Yeah, at your age the air/particle separator is not to be trusted.

Thank you for that informational nugget, Mr. Fountain of Youth.
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Old 28 July 2019, 13:10
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Finally getting my '95 F150 running , but not knowing how! Had been having starting problems and so I replaced ICM and all ignition parts awhile back to no avail. Put in a new battery as that was old. I spent countless hours on the ground looking for bad grounds, and found none. I ran a code test and near as I can tell code 33 and 22 were showing. I replaced all the relays as I had extras from my Limo days. Found a small leak in a vacuum line and fixed it. Got frustrated and unhooked the battery for a few days. Truck starts like a champ now, I hauled two loads of Oak Tie ends from the Tie yard over the weekend in the heat and no problems.
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Old 28 July 2019, 13:10
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You know he's a sub human species moderator.

Another little nugget. My son just smeared a doe like 30 minutes ago going about 60 mph. All ok but he fuuuuccckkkeeeddd that 17 Mitsubishi up.

Sucks to be him.
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Old 28 July 2019, 13:18
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You know he's a sub human species moderator.

Another little nugget. My son just smeared a doe like 30 minutes ago going about 60 mph. All ok but he fuuuuccckkkeeeddd that 17 Mitsubishi up.

Sucks to be him.
In West Virginia, driving that thing is akin to riding in a backpack.
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Old 28 July 2019, 13:23
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That's bad, brother...but, it could be worse. You could have been going from a gas to a liquid at the same time....
Yes it could be just hope you don't do it at 30 thousands feet while in an air plane
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