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Old 14 February 2020, 10:32
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Someone always has to bring their ass up.....

For you pseudo winter haters, its 4 degrees and 6" of snow on the ground in the Show Me state. So........ quitcherbitchin.
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Old 14 February 2020, 11:26
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Colonoscopy preparation. What a shit show, literally. I'll be treating myself to a Dbl/Dbl Animal Style at In-N-Out this afternoon.
Happy Valentine's Day!

(I will be forced to watch An Officer & a Gentleman again. See Richard Gere get his ass kicked for the 20th time. Followed by some cuddling)

Better than a scope up my ass I guess.
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Old 14 February 2020, 12:46
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Happy Valentine's Day!

(I will be forced to watch An Officer & a Gentleman again. See Richard Gere get his ass kicked for the 20th time. Followed by some cuddling)
I bet if you put on your dress uniform, went to your wife’s workplace, picked her up in your arms and carried her out, you’d get more than just cuddling. Maybe even a restraining order from her employer.
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Old 14 February 2020, 15:57
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I hate the fact that there is a severe shortage of people who have the ability -- or the want for that matter -- to look people in the eye when talking, shaking hands, or simply interacting with others.
Yea, that's me. I'll look you down to determine if you are a threat as I allow you to close the distance. Once I let you in my space I continue to scan all around.
My wife calls it the 'moving threat assessment'.
Can't help it. Just the way I'm wired.
Never intend to insult anyone by it.
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Old 14 February 2020, 17:21
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Happy Valentine's Day!

(I will be forced to watch An Officer & a Gentleman again. See Richard Gere get his ass kicked for the 20th time. Followed by some cuddling)

Better than a scope up my ass I guess.
Well, that just put the day in perspective...
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Old 14 February 2020, 18:31
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Colonoscopy preparation. What a shit show, literally. I'll be treating myself to a Dbl/Dbl Animal Style at In-N-Out this afternoon.
Have fun with the propofol. Six hours of sleep crammed into 45 minutes; easy to see why MJ enjoyed it so much.
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Old 14 February 2020, 18:43
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Have fun with the propofol. Six hours of sleep crammed into 45 minutes; easy to see why MJ enjoyed it so much.
The propofol or having FOD shoved up his ass?
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Old 14 February 2020, 18:54
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The propofol or having FOD shoved up his ass?
I always feel less violated if I ask for a hug before I go home.
Glad you’re keeping check on yourself.
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Old 15 February 2020, 02:41
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I always feel less violated if I ask for a hug before I go home.
Glad you’re keeping check on yourself.
Yea, HH6 pushed the issue and glad she did. Had one polypectomy performed during the procedure and I stopped breathing as well so they had to intubate through the nose. So now I have a sleep study scheduled so I'll be reading that thread soon to get some insight.
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Old 15 February 2020, 03:34
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I’ll probably need to get checked in that manner.

My sleep study was life-changing. I used to walk around like a dumb sleep deprived fool. Now I just walk around like a fool… :-)
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Old 15 February 2020, 04:37
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Explaining to my moronic friend who went out and bought a car that a 5K car at 24% isn't the best deal. But he didn't want to mooch off his parents ... Guess who he is calling in the am
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Old 15 February 2020, 07:18
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The propofol or having FOD shoved up his ass?
One does lead to the other. Like everything else, he just went too far.

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Old 15 February 2020, 07:19
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I always refrain from jokes when I have to get the ass cam. I know they've heard them all 1000 times.
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Old 15 February 2020, 07:23
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I always refrain from jokes when I have to get the ass cam. I know they've heard them all 1000 times.
My butt doctor is a pretty hot Persian lady, so I try not to make eye contact during her prep time...

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Old 15 February 2020, 08:04
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Yea, HH6 pushed the issue and glad she did. Had one polypectomy performed during the procedure and I stopped breathing as well so they had to intubate through the nose. So now I have a sleep study scheduled so I'll be reading that thread soon to get some insight.
Good on you and the commander for pushing it :) I wish I would have listened, but that is ok. Regardless I hope everyone takes the same advice, and gets it done. There is literally no time to waste, and you are not too busy!!
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Old 15 February 2020, 10:43
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My butt doctor is a pretty hot Persian lady, so I try not to make eye contact during her prep time...

‘Cuz that would be gay, right?
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Old 15 February 2020, 11:18
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Yea, HH6 pushed the issue and glad she did. Had one polypectomy performed during the procedure and I stopped breathing as well so they had to intubate through the nose. So now I have a sleep study scheduled so I'll be reading that thread soon to get some insight.
I get my 2nd one in a month. 3 years ago, I had my first and they found 6 polyps, which means they want me back every 3 years instead of 5. The nice thing was, I didn't even have to worry or wonder about it, they sent me a letter and said "It's time, give us a call"
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Old 15 February 2020, 12:39
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Just remembered: I received a phone call a couple/few weeks ago from my primary Dr's referral physician stating I need to come in for the wand as well. This was the week I was meeting with my oncologist and sitting in the chair for 5 hours getting my just dessert. I told/ask him about it. He literally started laughing and said "you have got to be kidding me. I think you are fine".
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Old 15 February 2020, 18:31
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‘Cuz that would be gay, right?


It would seem less "medical", that's for sure.
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Old 16 February 2020, 11:03
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Damn virus scare, everyone stocking up on ramen, spam and Twinkies.
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