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Old 11 July 2013, 20:15
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Old 11 July 2013, 20:56
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I'll go ahead and say it (an no, I am not very mature, fuck you for judging me!) FARTS! Farts are just funny, and always will be. It always makes me smile. Who doesn't like a good fart?
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Old 11 July 2013, 22:07
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Old 12 July 2013, 06:48
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I'll go ahead and say it (an no, I am not very mature, fuck you for judging me!) FARTS! Farts are just funny, and always will be. It always makes me smile. Who doesn't like a good fart?
Especially when they have enough snap to them to scare the Mrs. awake from a deep sleep. I just lay there and giggle like a 4 year old. Hahahaha
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Old 12 July 2013, 06:52
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Old 12 July 2013, 07:07
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the feeling of head returning to pillow after waking up in a panic, looking at the clock, and realizing you have another couple of hours to snooze

i could list a number of family-related ones, my family rocks. But, watching dogs play with each other. Sister's dogs get along great with my dad's dog, always a treat camping out on his deck with a glass of tea, and watching them have the time of their lives, chasing balls, chasing each other, flopping down in the kiddie pool

Just something about happy dogs that makes me happy.
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Old 12 July 2013, 07:15
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Excellent replies.

I will find way to explain others later, for now-

Reading good book in small, warm, comfortable room when it is snow or rain and wind and freezing outside.

Falling asleep with no concern of waking-up time the next day or the same day or night- a rarity for many years.

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Old 12 July 2013, 10:11
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Green Lights ALL THE WAY into work this morning! The only time I had to actually STOP was to show my ID to the Gate Guard!

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Old 12 July 2013, 10:38
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Filling the bird feeder and then watching the morning rush of song birds as they line up on the breakfast bar.
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Old 12 July 2013, 11:10
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Expecting my Wife to give me a gift card for my birthday and instead getting a new humidor filled with a variety of top end cigars ,
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Old 12 July 2013, 11:12
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Pulling onto Blue Ridge Drive from campground at 5am on motorcycle and riding parallel with a deer up the road for a mile to start the day.
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Old 12 July 2013, 12:47
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And...the first cold night of predator hunting.....
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Old 12 July 2013, 13:52
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Old 12 July 2013, 14:19
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When I hear someone say they quit smoking years ago, and haven't looked back. I never smoked, but know the power it has on people who have tried to quit.
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Old 12 July 2013, 15:00
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My 11-year old telling me that he's starting a yard service to earn money, and seeing him setting up a website and getting business cards on his own and making flyers.
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Old 12 July 2013, 18:14
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My 11-year old telling me that he's starting a yard service to earn money, and seeing him setting up a website and getting business cards on his own and making flyers.
That IS pretty cool!
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Old 16 July 2013, 04:42
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Uranus jokes. Those never get old.
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Old 16 July 2013, 13:50
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My 8 month old daughter trying to kiss me on the cheek but ends up slobbering all over my face.

That first round I fire out of my AR when I'm needing to decompress after a hard day and the subsequent 29 rounds afterwards. I might be wierd but target shooting puts me in a zen mindset.

Watching my wife laugh with genuine amusement when I crack a corny joke.
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Old 16 July 2013, 13:59
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This may be disgusting but I think relatable:

A really good bowel movement. You feel like King Kong afterwards.
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Old 16 July 2013, 14:44
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The feeling after the wake-up piss. Where you are kind of awake. But still really tired. But the feeling of relief from your bladder is just awesome. Or when you have to piss really, really bad. Same feeling I guess.
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