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Old 3 February 2019, 22:55
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^^^udderly fascinating
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Old 7 February 2019, 12:41
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I've been reading a scary novel in Braille. Something bad is going to happen to the main character. I can just feel it.
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Old 7 February 2019, 12:43
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Ever notice on the MRE peanut butter it says knead before opening? If I didn't knead it I wouldn't open it.
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Old 9 February 2019, 22:08
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If you stick your finger up your ass and it don't stink...Its a wonder.

Is that a pun or regular joke?
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Old 10 February 2019, 21:57
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Is having to many dogs considered a Roverdose?
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Old 10 February 2019, 22:09
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Stolen from another board I frequent:

Reminds me of the nun at the circus. It had been raining and there was a large puddle the nun didn't want to walk through, so a clown offered her a piggyback. As they are crossing the puddle the nun says "This is virgin on the ridiculous".
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I peaked to see if her interest was piqued.
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