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Old 2 September 2018, 00:55
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Old 2 September 2018, 03:14
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I laughed my tail off at "I'M OVER HERE!!!"

I stayed up all night with Ron after his show at a blues club next to the place he had performed. They locked us in at closing time and we played Blues and drank all night. I guess you could say we got "drunk in public" together. He went out back with the other musicians occasionally, but I don't partake of the Devil's Lettuce. It was the morning of the day I flew over to Kosovo for the first time in 2004. I slept most of the way to Zurich. What a night. :)
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Old 2 September 2018, 07:42
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I laughed my tail off at "I'M OVER HERE!!!"

I stayed up all night with Ron after his show at a blues club next to the place he had performed. They locked us in at closing time and we played Blues and drank all night. I guess you could say we got "drunk in public" together. He went out back with the other musicians occasionally, but I don't partake of the Devil's Lettuce. It was the morning of the day I flew over to Kosovo for the first time in 2004. I slept most of the way to Zurich. What a night. :)

Way cool!

This guy just hits my funny bone. I know there is newer talent out there. Some I have been introduced to here.

The only other guy like that....just looking at him cracked me up was Steven Wright, popular in the 70's. Also, the monotone DJ on "Reservoir Dogs".
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For President/Military spending/ Foreign & Domestic policy.

All in a 2 minute add.
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All in a 2 minute add.
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With the right campaign manager...I think he can pick up the Trumper's in 2024.

VP Pence is wired a little too tight.
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ROTFLMFAO

I can have all your babies at the same time.

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