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Old 30 June 2019, 23:33
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I thought an Amish weed eater was called a goat.
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Old 30 June 2019, 23:38
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Kill the roots via black plastic on ground and then use a similiar product to Round Up, such as https://raganandmassey.com/brand/rm43/
It makes round up seem like kool aid..
For most unwanted plants, you can just sprinkle baking soda around the base of the stem and they will be dead overnight. It won't work on absolutely everything, but it's a lot cheaper than Round Up and less chemically problematic in the ground water. Save the chemicals for what the cheap home remedies don't fix. I sprinkle baking soda around the recessed corners of my foundation where the weed eater doesn't like to go.
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Old 1 July 2019, 04:19
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For most unwanted plants, you can just sprinkle baking soda around the base of the stem and they will be dead overnight. It won't work on absolutely everything, but it's a lot cheaper than Round Up and less chemically problematic in the ground water. Save the chemicals for what the cheap home remedies don't fix. I sprinkle baking soda around the recessed corners of my foundation where the weed eater doesn't like to go.
Or, you could tranquilize about 30 of the fucking deer that eat every damn thing in my yard but the dirt.

I gave up. Picked up a load of mulch and just covered where all.the flowers used to be. Short of making a fucking firebase there was no alternative. I guess I could get a damage permit and donate the meat.

I've seen over 20 fawns already within 1/2 mile many in the yard. My terrier ran at one the other day and locked up her brakes when this doe just continued to eat my chicken scratch I threw out that morning. It didn't budge.

My car alarm works but they return in 5 minutes.

It's a tough thing to complain about.though. I've lived in places where I've had to drive 40 miles to hunt then if I saw 15 deer in an entire season I was lucky.
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Old 1 July 2019, 05:59
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For most unwanted plants, you can just sprinkle baking soda around the base of the stem and they will be dead overnight. It won't work on absolutely everything, but it's a lot cheaper than Round Up and less chemically problematic in the ground water. Save the chemicals for what the cheap home remedies don't fix. I sprinkle baking soda around the recessed corners of my foundation where the weed eater doesn't like to go.
Ma and sister have OCD when it comes to weeds. Round up is used everywhere here on the farm. I freaking hate the shit and all these college educated peers of mine know way more than I do. I am willing to eat one for the team and die of cancer just to prove I'm right. The amount of cancer and poor health in farmers in this part of the country is overwhelming, but it ain't the chemicals , dude!
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Old 1 July 2019, 07:42
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It's a tough thing to complain about, though. I've lived in places where I've had to drive 40 miles to hunt then if I saw 15 deer in an entire season I was lucky.

Bitch, bitch, bitch, you do know that there millions of people who would kill to be in your position?
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Old 1 July 2019, 07:55
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Or, you could tranquilize about 30 of the fucking deer that eat every damn thing in my yard but the dirt.

I gave up. Picked up a load of mulch and just covered where all.the flowers used to be. Short of making a fucking firebase there was no alternative. I guess I could get a damage permit and donate the meat.

I've seen over 20 fawns already within 1/2 mile many in the yard. My terrier ran at one the other day and locked up her brakes when this doe just continued to eat my chicken scratch I threw out that morning. It didn't budge.

My car alarm works but they return in 5 minutes.

It's a tough thing to complain about.though. I've lived in places where I've had to drive 40 miles to hunt then if I saw 15 deer in an entire season I was lucky.
You autta get ‘em trained to hand-feeding. Then you can use your kaiser blade. Shaped like a bananer. Sharp on one end dull on the other. Its whatcha see the highway boys use.

Umm...Hmmmm....(rubs hands and makes erratic head gestures).
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Old 1 July 2019, 07:59
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Bitch, bitch, bitch, you do know that there millions of people who would kill to be in your position?
1,000,001, lol
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Old 1 July 2019, 08:16
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Bitch, bitch, bitch, you do know that there millions of people who would kill to be in your position?
Yep. Beers too cold, coffees too hot, and I have too much ammo. 1st Bat guys always complaining.
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Old 1 July 2019, 08:22
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Yep. Beers too cold, coffees too hot, and I have too much ammo. 1st Bat guys always complaining.
Well, we kinda have our own code and a slightly more warped outlook on life's little problems...everyone else who doesn't see the world the same way we do is fucked in the head.
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Old 1 July 2019, 08:24
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Or, you could tranquilize about 30 of the fucking deer that eat every damn thing in my yard but the dirt.

I gave up. Picked up a load of mulch and just covered where all.the flowers used to be. Short of making a fucking firebase there was no alternative. I guess I could get a damage permit and donate the meat.

I've seen over 20 fawns already within 1/2 mile many in the yard. My terrier ran at one the other day and locked up her brakes when this doe just continued to eat my chicken scratch I threw out that morning. It didn't budge.

My car alarm works but they return in 5 minutes.

It's a tough thing to complain about.though. I've lived in places where I've had to drive 40 miles to hunt then if I saw 15 deer in an entire season I was lucky.
I swear. If I could fence the fuckers into my horse pasture permanently and tame them, I would start raising herds to feed people. The bastards eat every one of my lillies every spring and piss me off to no end. They haven't eaten my gladiolus though, so I guess I at least get to enjoy those.
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Old 1 July 2019, 09:11
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Or, you could tranquilize about 30 of the fucking deer that eat every damn thing in my yard but the dirt.

I gave up. Picked up a load of mulch and just covered where all.the flowers used to be. Short of making a fucking firebase there was no alternative. I guess I could get a damage permit and donate the meat.

I've seen over 20 fawns already within 1/2 mile many in the yard. My terrier ran at one the other day and locked up her brakes when this doe just continued to eat my chicken scratch I threw out that morning. It didn't budge.

My car alarm works but they return in 5 minutes.

It's a tough thing to complain about.though. I've lived in places where I've had to drive 40 miles to hunt then if I saw 15 deer in an entire season I was lucky.
Oil filter and fill up the freezer.
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Old 1 July 2019, 13:29
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Wild Turkeys all over the area, an I am in the City, that has streets Signs that SAY TURKEY CROSSING drive slow

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Old 1 July 2019, 16:13
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Oil filter and fill up the freezer.
Wouldn't need it. Neighbors use to me shooting. The back deck is full of brass.
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Old 1 July 2019, 16:31
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Wouldn't need it. Neighbors use to me shooting. The back deck is full of brass.
Yep. Beers too cold, coffees too hot, and I have too much ammo. 1st Bat guys always complaining.
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Old 1 July 2019, 16:51
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Or, you could tranquilize about 30 of the fucking deer that eat every damn thing in my yard but the dirt.

I gave up. Picked up a load of mulch and just covered where all.the flowers used to be. Short of making a fucking firebase there was no alternative. I guess I could get a damage permit and donate the meat.

I've seen over 20 fawns already within 1/2 mile many in the yard. My terrier ran at one the other day and locked up her brakes when this doe just continued to eat my chicken scratch I threw out that morning. It didn't budge.
Can you turn those 30 deer and 20 fauns into a load of mulch and cover up the flower bed?
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Old 1 July 2019, 17:05
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Yep. Beers too cold, coffees too hot, and I have too much ammo. 1st Bat guys always complaining.
Okay....here's one from the bitch. Prepaid for 50 bucks of gas this afternoon. Pump goes to time lapse camera mode at $49.21......$49.22......$49.23......
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Old 1 July 2019, 17:08
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Old 1 July 2019, 17:08
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Okay....here's one from the bitch. Prepaid for 50 bucks of gas this afternoon. Pump goes to time lapse camera mode at $49.21......$49.22......$49.23......
I hate that fucking shit for real...
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Old 1 July 2019, 17:11
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I hate that fucking shit for real...
I lit a cig, got back in the Dodge an turned the radio on.
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Old 1 July 2019, 17:19
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I lit a cig, got back in the Dodge an turned the radio on.
It speeds through $49 in 2 minutes then takes a whole 'nother 2 minutes to dribble out the last dollar.

Fuckers...
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