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Old 13 March 2018, 16:53
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Joke

Husband and wife are sharing a night out on the town when the wife says: Look at that drunk guy
Husband: Who is he?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed to me and I rejected him.
Husband: Oh my god hes still celebrating.....
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Old 13 March 2018, 17:44
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www.instantrimshot.com
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Old 14 March 2018, 10:28
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HAHAHAHAAHAH well played!
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Old 14 March 2018, 17:25
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That used to be the only sound in their arsenal. They have more, but none of them are as good their original.

We could, and I would need a mouse in my pocket, could do a socnet version.

Favorites might included:

“You’re banned”,

“I don’t get it”,

“To dumb for the lounge”,

And many more...

If I have hijacked your thread, I will not apologize.

“Blame Sharky”... :D
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Old 15 March 2018, 15:26
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This reminds me of this gem.
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A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.

He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.

“What’s the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?” she asked.

“Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?” he asked.

“Yes, I do,” she replied.

“Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making out?”

“Yes, I remember.”

“Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail?'”

“Yes, I do,” she said.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, “You know…I would have gotten out today.”
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Old 15 March 2018, 15:58
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Hahahahaha. Both great jokes. Thanks for sharing
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