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Old 12 August 2012, 03:30
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The Bengals cheerleader's face is all messed up and shit. I believe there are personalities that can make such a thing tolerable, but I highly doubt she has it.
beer scale dude. where higher numbers are bad, lower numbers are tolerable, anything wifeable is a zero.
a 10 is one you double or triple bag, because dear god if you knock that up, and youre attached to that for life, your life is pretty well over.

the cheerleading coach broad isn't "walk into the bar, gawk", but she's certainly in the range of "it's last orders, ive had a few pints, but I'm safe to drive".

the Bengals chick? that'd be a fun one, but she's definitely a moped; fun to ride until your friends see you. She's one you call up every night after the pub when you're fighting dry dick and need someone who will get the fuck out before breakfast.

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Old 12 August 2012, 08:38
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The Bengals chick is 'pitching wedge'...good from about a 100 yards out...
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Old 13 August 2012, 15:44
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I don't think she should be charged as the guy is without a doubt not traumatized in any way and has achieved a short lived "legendary" status among his friends for getting some happy fun time from a college age chick. Haven't seen a pic of the Bengals chick but judging by responses here I'll add in my own version of a pitching wedge; HFFA = Hot From Far Away (but up close she's nasty)...
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Old 13 August 2012, 15:55
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HFFA = Hot From Far Away (but up close she's nasty)...
"good from far, far from good" as we call 'er
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Old 13 August 2012, 19:21
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I had a good lookin' young black female campus security officer hit on me when I was 17 and in High School. Looking back over thirty years at that I could probably have gotten her in a lot of trouble. I just smiled and walked away though...
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Old 14 August 2012, 10:54
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That is the reason I would hit it. I don't think she is "Hot", per se. She has that look that just screams, "sex with me will be the nastiest thing you have ever experienced". She oozes D I R T Y. MMmmmm.
She's a dirty HO and I totally agree with you 8Ball.....
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Old 14 August 2012, 11:46
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She's a dirty HO and I totally agree with you 8Ball.....
He was just writing what he thinks dudes want to hear. 8Ball is a total fag.
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Again, where were these teachers when I was growing up?

Considering how unlikely it is these days for something like this to go on undetected, why do these chicks keep doing it? And leaving a fingerprint like nude photos sent to his phone?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/stephan...ested-florida/

This teacher might be the best I've seen, none of mine ever looked like her. And...she's into outdoors activities! What's not to like?

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Your signature line is strangely appropriate for this chick.
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Whatever happened to new teachers starting in elementary school and working there way up through the K - 12 system? All my high school teachers were grizzled veterans in the classroom and many were service vets to boot.

Comely 26-year olds have no business teaching in junior high and high school.
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I dated that chicks aunt when I lived in NSB. They are a pretty well respected family in that area, long history, professionals - mostly lawyers, which she will most definitely need.

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What's not to like?

I bet she smells like fish.
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Old 6 March 2018, 17:14
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"Comely 26-year olds have no business teaching in junior high and high school."

Not now, but it would have been fine when I was in Jr or Sr HS.
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Man, they don't teach kids anything these days.

What kind of idiot goes and fucks this up for himself?
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he told the cops that his school work was suffering.
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She was married to a firefighter who also ran a charter fishing company on the side. She was banging the 14-year old while her husband was working his shift. I can't even begin to imagine the amount of shit he's getting for that.
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I bet she smells like fish.
I don't know but I would sure like to find out.

Years ago a friend of mine was dating a girl that was just starting her new job as a teacher. To put it politely she was smoking hot (lucky bastard), and had gotten hired under a program where teachers didn't need a Master's, they just had to be working on it.

So here's this great looking 22 year old who was literally fresh out of college teaching math to a bunch of 14 and 15 year olds and surrounded by older teens. Who would ever think, especially in todays society that a situation like that could potentially lead to an "issue?"

On the plus side I would have paid a lot more attention if my math teacher had looked like her...
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Never had this problem growing up in Montana.

God damn it.
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Old 6 March 2018, 18:56
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Man, they don't teach kids anything these days.

What kind of idiot goes and fucks this up for himself?
Yeah, I don't get that at all. Got to be some truth in some of the research that claims estrogen levels are rising in the boys today.

(My local community has a closed FB group. I kid you not two men, early thirties, just had the whiniest posts I've ever seen. One about traffic, the other about having to bag his own groceries. Needless to say I trolled the shit out of both.)

All the boys and men have vaginas. We are doomed.
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She blinded me with science...
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