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I think there is a hotness by time on island graph somewhere. You may change your mind. Once the nagging starts, all bets are off!
Written in a Iraqi port-a-john: "All you chicks are just a plane ride away from being 4s again"...
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Because the Colombian broad is likely crazy.
Colombian woman are not crazy. The opposite is true in that most educated Colombianas that I know, are incredibly beautiful, smart, and talented. My wife has an Engineering undergraduate degree and an Executive MBA from a top 20 school. Both sister-in-laws are highly educated: one is an MD and the other also has an Engineering and MBA background similar to my wife. My brother-in-law's wife is a dentist. The common characteristics they all share is that they are Type A (I joke AAA) personalities, they don't suffer boys being boys, and they speak their mind. Back in the late 90s a movie came out called "Fools Rush In." It stared Matthew Perry and Salma Hayek. One of the running gags in the movie was that every time Perry pissed off Hayak, she'd run around yelling in very fast Spanish and Perry didn't understand a damn thing. I pointed this out to my wife and she turned to me and said you don't have to worry about that because I'll slow my speech down and properly enunciate my English so you will understand. She has kept her word over the past 20 plus years...
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Old 10 October 2017, 12:51
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I talked to some beautiful professional Columbian ladies online a few years back. They were looking to get married and I was to broke to fly down there so that didn't last long, bummer huh
I was very impressed with them and wished it had worked out.
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Ironically, all the years living in Cambodia and probably the hottest looking girl I saw there was a reporter from Columbia (other than this big ass mole she had on the side of her cheek, but that could easily be burned or cut off). Met her at a dinner party one night, had had a beer or two and pissed her off right away cause I asked her ( cause of her English) if she was Filipino. LMAO.....
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Old 10 October 2017, 14:08
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Hot Mess just sent me a PM and he is pissed that I did not offer an Indonesia girl as a choice so he can finally use his language skills.
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Old 10 October 2017, 16:30
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.410 stainless shotty, with a mix of mostly birdshot, but 20-30 slugs. Extra primers/powder. I can customize from there with rocks, sticks, and twigs.

Speargun, cuz I'm ex-USAF. Fuck more than (3ea) MREs.

I'm replacing that MRE shit with canned milk, cocoa powder, coffee for the dropoff. Hennessy Cognac. +Weekly air drops of Beef Jerky and fresh coffee (thank you USAF buddies).

Two bad-ass Cambodian sisters (holding down the fort) on the nearby islet with secure ultra-hut (shower/library/pipe/slippers), and I keep the canoe and Louie L'Amour book. Jack London, Mark Twain in the library.

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Old 10 October 2017, 16:36
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Met her at a dinner party one night, had had a beer or two and pissed her off right away cause I asked her ( cause of her English) if she was Filipino. LMAO.....
I've had the MOST fun with women who started off pissed off at me. That's my best seduction technique.
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Old 10 October 2017, 19:28
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had a beer or two and pissed her off right away
Big surprise.
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Because the Colombian broad is batshit crazy.
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I've had the MOST fun with women who started off pissed off at me. That's my best seduction technique.
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Or however you do it.

But, no judgement.

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

One of my exes is a 6' tall red-headed swamp-beast.
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Old 10 October 2017, 23:04
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Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Done that many times with relative success. Just don't give her your phone number. Address. Real name. etc. And be truthful about "just a friend" upfront.

AND don't marry crazy! (as I did too bro) I swear that woman was different within 48hrs of the legal hitch.

Married one (sweet) woman... brought another home from the honeymoon. I could literally see the gears turning "I own you now, MF". I should have annulled it immediatly, but Noooo, I took "the vow" seriously, and put my balls in a vise instead for 12years...and beat on them with a hammer until I must have "enjoyed" the pain... trying to do "the right thing".

Here's a video of her during the so-called "post-partum depression" phase. (caution:nsfw) https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...&v=lT_4GM0wqGQ

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Old 10 October 2017, 23:15
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Actually think I found the perfect woman to have on an island.


https://youtu.be/Pc8guP4vw1w
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Actually think I found the perfect woman to have on an island.
Nice, but how is she with mysterious MRE grey matter meats, and cheese-food-substitute? Does she take requests?

I've got a couple.
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LP, this island has elephants, right?






ETA: Okay, I seriously gotta find the right job, and get back to work! LOL!

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Nice, but how is she with mysterious MRE grey matter meats, and cheese-food-substitute.
For the record Easy-Cheese and Cheez Whiz are complete food groups.
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For the record Easy-Cheese and Cheez Whiz are complete food groups.
Right off the FDA food pyramid 4 basics...
1. Cheese food substitute.
2. Nicotine
3. Caffeine
4. Sugar

The fifth state of matter (and basic food group) canned fruit cake.
But it's a rare substance (must be aged 5yrs), only available during Christmas Holidays or from the Dealer with a purchase of a new vehicle.
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