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Old 23 November 2003, 03:16
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Look, you all are a bunch of mother fucking fags. None of you responded how I wanted because yer all jerking it to men with men. ANyways heres a typical day in the life of a wanna be spec forces vodoo master. We'll name him Johnny for now.

Johny awakes, he rolls out of bed and stealthily procedes to brush his teeth. Johnny thinks he is sneaky because while under the cover of brushing his teeth he is really watching his own back. ( Sneaky Sneaky. ) Anyways after brushing his teeth he gets dressed. He has one of those coats with 50 pockets for maximum storage of knives, ammo, clips, and nades. Y'know just in case he has some unruly customer down at burger king. He gets into his Honda and goes to work at BK in the morning shift. Johnny is having a rugged day and he hates his mother fucking boss. So Johnny goes and gets his supplies that he hid 1 month earlier just for this occaision. He goes to the bathroom and gets out of his BK garb and slips into civilian clothing. He then walks up to his boss who is working the cashier and says give me a double with cheese and a large fries and drink. His boss then says, Johnny what the fuck are you doing? Johnny now in an enraged state pulls out his Colt .45 caliber pistol from his western style holster that he stole from a fire year old and says, " Fuck you bitch I've had enough of communist burger king and their communist ways! : His boss then takes the gun away and fucking smacks his dumb ass and says " Johnny it's a fucking squirt gun from wal-mart...... it syas Made in Taiwan right on it you stupid fuck!" Humiliated, dfeated, and fired Johnny goes home. He creates the Burger King on Raven Shield at home and maps out an insertion point and his teams plan. The only problem is he has no team. Without a team Johnny warps his plan to fit the Lone Wolf mission. He drills and plays the mission over and over to get good. That night johnny returns to the burger king. He sees a van going to the driveup and springs on his chance. He hops on top with his bag of supplies in his full special forces airsoft costume, complete with all the patches. Appraoching the driveup Johnny get cracked by the 7'6" sign that hangs near the drive up window that prohibits any car larger than 7'6". Stunned johnny falls off and ggrabs his bag and runs into the BK.Johnny runs in draws his Airsoft MP5 and fucking blows the cashier away with a dead on shot to the eye. The burger frier runs at Johnny, and Johnny nades his ass from in front of the counter. But the frier gets up because it was only a paintball nade. Johnny threatens him not to come any cllosr because he is trained in hand to hand combat. Ignoringly the frier speedily approaches. Johnny quickly spoofs him in the nuts and down he goes. Then Johnny speaks into his walkie-talkie headset and says " Alpha clear " but then he realizes he has no teammates. The customers, half confused, half amused can only stare at the mother fucking fag who stands before them. With the flip of a finger johnny pulls out his smoke nade as he is rdy for extraction. He throws it and nothing happens, it rolls near a five yer old who picks it up... hurls it at Johnny, knocks him out and then procedes to piss on his head. Johnny then wakes up and thinks, " What a spec forces nightmare " then he ges smacked in the back of the head by Vlad Vladovitch of russia, a spy looking to find John for months.


Yer all fucking gay. Special forces is gay if u talk about it and u dont own the weps uise the weps or even have the job. Stop giving yerself false hope that u are a spec forces when u have a paintbaoll/airsoft gun that looks like an mp5 and u fight yer friends with it. And no you are not sneaky if u hide behind a door and shoot someone with yer airsoft rifle when they walk bye and dont notice u.





P-S Youm all are ALL ABOUT THE HUGE ASS
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Old 23 November 2003, 03:18
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by the way im a cocksmack..

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Old 23 November 2003, 03:21
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Does Johnny need air support? He sounds way cool. I think you have Johnny envy.
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Old 23 November 2003, 03:21
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You sure talk about special ops a lot, does that mean you're gay?
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Old 23 November 2003, 03:24
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by the way im a cocksmack..
Does that hurt?
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Old 23 November 2003, 03:26
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It hurts when I get it Spec Ops style.
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Old 23 November 2003, 03:32
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What the hell does that black dot mean?
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Old 23 November 2003, 03:54
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What the hell does that black dot mean?
Are you the only one who see's it?
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Old 23 November 2003, 03:58
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What the hell does that black dot mean?

That would be the Black Chinook breaking NOE inbound.
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Old 23 November 2003, 04:04
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it is one of those new black laser pointers...
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Old 23 November 2003, 04:08
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it is one of those new black laser pointers...
Is it mounted on that thousand-odd dollar nick-nack you got at the gun show today? :D
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Old 23 November 2003, 04:09
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Is it mounted on that thousand-odd dollar nick-nack you got at the gun show today? :D
Oh yeah, let me add this:

You Bastard! :D
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Old 23 November 2003, 04:11
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Is it mounted on that thousand-odd dollar nick-nack you got at the gun show today? :D
i alread have my reflex on it... like a kid on x-mas morning as soon as I got home putting on the mount and loading mags. :D

i'll test it at the range tomorrow. i'll post a pic and report in the firearms forum tomorrow (I hope - time permitting)

oh... and fuck off cummslice. that was just for GP.
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Old 23 November 2003, 04:15
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LMAO, that story was good... tell us another... :D
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Old 23 November 2003, 04:21
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I like the part about the kid peeing on Johnny's head. I hope Johnny made it home okay....
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Old 23 November 2003, 11:41
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Somebody DX this ass clown please.
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Old 23 November 2003, 11:46
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Somebody DX this ass clown please.
Approved as requested.
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Old 23 November 2003, 11:53
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Good morning and thank you Oh Great One.
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Old 23 November 2003, 11:57
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You been drinkin' again?? My clock shows 1700, It's about time your ass got outta bed. LOL
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Old 23 November 2003, 12:01
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Its 11:00 in my TAOR. I don't drink anymore, those bastards blew up my favorite bar.
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