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Old 12 September 2017, 18:54
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Prostrate Exam

After my recent Prostate Exam, which was by far the most thorough I've ever had, the Doctor left and the nurse came in.

As she shut the door, she asked me a question I didn't want to hear.




























She said, "Who was that guy?"
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Old 12 September 2017, 18:59
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Old 12 September 2017, 20:24
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I thought you were gonna say "I don't know but here's his phone number...."

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Old 12 September 2017, 20:30
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Or you said, "I don't know but here's his watch"
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Old 12 September 2017, 20:31
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Old 12 September 2017, 21:18
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...even worse, it was at the dentist office waiting to get a tooth filled
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Old 12 September 2017, 21:45
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Normally you have to pay extra for that on a Saturday night.
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We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on.

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Old 13 September 2017, 02:10
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That's why I try to always choose female doctors.

Very SMALL female doctors.

After my buddy noticed the doctor had both hands on his shoulders during the "exam".
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Old 13 September 2017, 08:36
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Especially if you're getting a "prostrate exam", per the thread title.
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Old 13 September 2017, 08:38
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Doctor: "Just lay your pants over there by mine."
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Old 13 September 2017, 16:59
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Or you said, "I don't know but here's his watch"
That reminds me of a post here many years ago about a woman who was arrested and was found to have an incredibly large variety of items stashed inside her vajajay. It was almost as if she were a snail crawling along the sidewalk randomly sucking up whatever she passed over.
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P304XR: But Doc, I am just here to lay down in a position of reverance and/or submission..

Doc: This is a PROSTATE exam.. open your butt cheecks and shut yer mouth.
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True Story - USMCAS El Toro - Mid 90's - Medical Clinic

Upstairs at the clinic was the flight physical area, Dr. [redacted for privacy] was the primary Flight Surgeon, and conducted most, if not all the physicals. He was around 6 foot, and had hands like an orangutan, he would walk out of the exam room bouncing a basketball, and then palm it when he called for the next pilot.

We (the Corpsmen), would step in the room with him, and stand there and take notes while he performed the physical, when it came to "that special time", we would say that we had to get a chart, or supplies, something, and open and close the door, but never leave the room. (All this while said pilot was standing, slightly bent at the waist, "awaiting" the exam). So now "the victim" thinks he and the doc are alone. While sliding his finger in to perform the exam, said corpsman would slowly slide our hand onto the opposite shoulder from the one the Doc was grasping....

After they jumped over the exam table, and realize what happened while we are laughing hysterically, they would either get really pissed, or laugh along. Needless to say this "prank" was mostly played on the new training pilots at VMFAT-101, or the Doc's buddies at his squadron.
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Old 14 September 2017, 10:16
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He was around 6 foot, and had hands like an orangutan, he would walk out of the exam room bouncing a basketball, and then palm it when he called for the next pilot.
LOL! That's just fucked up.

Oh, shit, more coffee...that's some funny shit this morning.

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Old 14 September 2017, 12:03
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That reminds me of a post here many years ago about a woman who was arrested and was found to have an incredibly large variety of items stashed inside her vajajay. It was almost as if she were a snail crawling along the sidewalk randomly sucking up whatever she passed over.
There's an old good joke that goes along those lines also.
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Old 14 September 2017, 13:50
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There's an old good joke that goes along those lines also.
Here's the real life punchline: Woman gets busted for heroin in her bra and ecstasy in her vehicle after being arrested for doing over 90 in Illinois. Makes it all the way to intake, where they find a Kimber .380 during the cavity search.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-s-vagina.html
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Old 14 September 2017, 17:08
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Here's the real life punchline: Woman gets busted for heroin in her bra and ecstasy in her vehicle after being arrested for doing over 90 in Illinois. Makes it all the way to intake, where they find a Kimber .380 during the cavity search.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-s-vagina.html
I had to click on the article. Below her picture in the subscript it mentions a 13lb pistol. Now, I am no expert on handguns or Kimber .380 but I am pretty damned sure a fully loaded Kimber .380 with one in the chamber ain't coming up anywhere near 13lbs... typo I am sure. Maybe they meant the vagjayjay weighed 13lbs.
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Old 14 September 2017, 17:13
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Maybe a picture of the vag weighed 13 pounds.
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Old 14 September 2017, 22:21
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Article states "13 oz Kimber."
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Old 14 September 2017, 22:35
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Article states "13 oz Kimber."
Subscript below the haggled ones picture says 13 pound handgun. I was pointing out the obvious but funny typo in the subscript below the picture of Ursula the seahag.
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