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Old 18 June 2019, 19:39
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"I wish to live forever

I, met a? magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.?

"I wish to live forever," I said.?

"Sorry," said the fairy, "That is the only wish? that I'm not allowed to grant."

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress is filled? With honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and? women who act only in? The people's best interests!"

"You crafty little bastard," replied the fairy.
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Old 18 June 2019, 20:31
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Did you get sprinkled in fairy dust?
I don't reckon I got no reason to kill nobody...

Karl Childers
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Old 19 June 2019, 06:17
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