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Old 18 July 2019, 11:51
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Area 51 Naruto runners might get lucky!

The group of 1.5 million (so far) signing up to rush the gates of Area 51 on September 20th might get lucky and not have to risk a Naruto run through a gauntlet of security to see some Aliens they think are inside.

Somebody came up with a brilliant way to get "The Aliens" to come outside on their own but maybe they should have chosen a better beer!

https://fox8.com/2019/07/17/bud-ligh...ut-of-area-51/
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Old 18 July 2019, 18:37
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Who knows? The aliens might just come out. Everyone knows that water is an essential part of life.
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Old 18 July 2019, 19:22
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I keep imagining the poor action officer that has to brief some general officer on what a "Naruto run" is......
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Old 19 July 2019, 10:38
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Well, I heard about this. We are storming Area 51 to get the aliens. Europe is storming The Vatican to get the predators.
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Old 19 July 2019, 15:53
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I keep imagining the poor action officer that has to brief some general officer on what a "Naruto run" is......
Beat me to it.

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Old 20 September 2019, 11:46
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Well? Today's the big day. Any word on the civilian body count?
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Old 20 September 2019, 12:33
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Well? Today's the big day. Any word on the civilian body count?
Always looking for the silver lining!


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Old 20 September 2019, 15:04
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Lol
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Old 20 September 2019, 15:57
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If the bodies have silver linings, they might actually be aliens after all.
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Old 21 September 2019, 09:15
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Unfortunately, there was only one death. A music festival attendee hit a cow with a car, and the cow died. Depending on which report you believe, between 75 and 150 people showed up at Area 51, and none had the balls to storm the fence. Big talkers; typical of the snowflakes.

There were 1,500 to 3,000 attendees at ďAlienstock,Ē which was a music festival organized at towns nearby.

Very disappointing.
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Old 21 September 2019, 12:22
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Unfortunately, there was only one death. A music festival attendee hit a cow with a car, and the cow died. Depending on which report you believe, between 75 and 150 people showed up at Area 51, and none had the balls to storm the fence. Big talkers; typical of the snowflakes.

There were 1,500 to 3,000 attendees at ďAlienstock,Ē which was a music festival organized at towns nearby.

Very disappointing.

I dont think so. Take the cow to the music festival and put it on the spit.

Its a win, win.
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Old 21 September 2019, 12:29
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Guess we will never know the truth.....
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Old 22 September 2019, 18:42
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I dont think so. Take the cow to the music festival and put it on the spit.

Its a win, win.
I donít think Iíd eat a cow that lived near Area 51. For all we know, it could be an alien.
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Old 22 September 2019, 19:30
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between 75 and 150 people showed up at Area 51
....that weren't abducted.

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Old 22 September 2019, 23:51
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I thought Naruto involved a couple of naked asian chicks, a plastic sheet, and a gallon or two of baby oil.
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Old 22 September 2019, 23:59
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I thought Naruto involved a couple of naked asian chicks, a plastic sheet, and a gallon or two of baby oil.
Thatís the Banana Run.
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Old 23 September 2019, 11:20
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I thought Naruto involved a couple of naked asian chicks, a plastic sheet, and a gallon or two of baby oil.
Nationality aside, same game with a Twister board.

Now thats fun right there!
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Old 23 September 2019, 13:58
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I donít think Iíd eat a cow that lived near Area 51. For all we know, it could be an alien.
I wouldn't worry about the alien so much as the old fallout from the Nevada Test Site....
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Old 23 September 2019, 14:16
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I can't believe there are that many people convinced our gov't is being less than forthcoming with us.
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Old 23 September 2019, 18:03
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I saw a guy today wearing a "storm Area 51" tshirt. I asked him about it in the hope he would have some first-hand intelligence for me, but he said he only bought it for the novelty value. Although, that's what I would say too if I didn't want anyone to know I had been there.
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